single woman=no cure?

I read the newspaper today, saw an article with this title: Single woman=No cure?
It says that single woman will have below characteristics:
a) Get used to some bad habit
- smoke and drink cause no one will gonna care about it even though she knows that it is not good for health
b) Afraid of wedding invitation
- In the wedding dinner, she might shows to the other that she enjoys been single but deep inside her heart she is hoping that she can end up her single life. Watching the other couple makes her think of the memories she had before.
c) Spend money whatever she wants
- been single, no much expenses to be worry, normally will buy what ever she wants claiming that she wanna makes herself happy.
d) Looks pretty in front of people, look like shit out of crowded
- No one would care whether she is good or not, why don't just as lazy as she could. Or maybe is lacking of supervised from someone(partner).
e) Always been called by boss
- called as workaholic, superwoman...are only the excuses for being single. She sacrifices her times for the company. Go out early from home, back at mid night. At last become executive or high level in the company but who is responsible for her singleness? Boss will think that she is always available cause she is single and no family burden at all.
f) Events phobia especially valentine's day
- she'll think nothing much she can do during any of the events. No companies. No present. No invitation.
g) crazy on blogging
- is a place to release everything for her. When she can't find a good listener, she would rather talk to herself and write out on blog. And in her blog, mostly are sad topic! And her blog must be have lots of follower. Because she's single.


I'm into 4 of this characteristics. Shit!